In FranceWe're playin' in a test
It's payin' the rent
If you pooch a civilian,
It's a mayor event
In FranceWay down in 
FranceWay on down
Way on down
In FranceThe girls is all salty
The boys is all sweet
The food ain't too shabby,
An' they piss in the street
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FranceWay on down
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In FranceThey got diseases
Like you never seen
Got a mystery blow-job
Turn your penis green
In FranceWay down in 
FranceWay on down
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In FranceThey got some coffee,
Eatin' right through the cup,
An' when they go ka-ka
They make you stand up
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FranceWay on down
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In FranceIf you're not careful,
It'll stick to your cheeks
You'll smell like a native
For a couple of weeks
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In FranceWe cannot wait
Till we go back
It gets so exciting
When the poodles 'react'
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FranceWay on down
Way on down
In FranceNever try to get yo' penis sucked
In France