作词 : Zappa
Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) 
Ike Willis (guitar, vocals) 
Mike Keneally (guitar, synthesizer, vocals) 
Bobby Martin (keyboards, vocals) 
Ed Mann (percussion) 
Walt Fowler (trumpet) 
Bruce Fowler (trombone) 
Paul Carman (alto saxophone) 
Albert Wing (tenor saxophone) 
Kurt McGettrick (baritone saxophone) 
Scott Thunes (bass) 
Chad Wackerman (drums) 
Eric Buxton (vocals) 
You are the girl 
Somebody invented 
In a grim little office 
On Madison 
Ave. They were specific 
They made you terrific: 
Red lips; 
Blue eyes; 
Blonde hair; 
Un-wise -- 
You're All-
American, 
And, darling, they said so 
YOU'D TAKE 
ANY KIND O
F PAIN FRO
M ME, WOUL
DN'T YOU, 
BABY? YOU'
D TAKE ANY 
KIND OF PA
IN FROM ME, 
WOULDN'T Y
OU, BABY? 
SINCE YOU 
HAVEN'T GO
T A BRAIN, 
LET ME JUS
T EXPLAIN: 
ANY KIND O
F PAIN IS 
NEVER A MA
YBE Her head's full of bubbles; 
Her nose is petite! 
She looks like she never 
Gets nothin' to eat! 
She dines with actors, '
N Wall Street characters: 
Dull talk; 
Nice clothes -- 
See her? She blows -- 
She's so important '
Cause he gets to do talk shows -- 
AND SHE'D 
TAKE ANY K
IND OF PAI
N FROM ME, 
WOULDN'T Y
OU, BOBBY? 
SHE'D TAKE 
ANY KIND O
F PAIN FRO
M ME, WOUL
DN'T YOU, 
BOBBY? SIN
CE YOU HAV
EN'T GOT A 
NAME, LET 
ME JUST EX
PLAIN: ANY 
KIND OF PA
IN IS PROB
ABLY HER H
OBBY She has moves up now; 
She's come a long way -- 
They give her bunches 
Of words she can say! 
When she's in a bold mood, "Confinement Loaf" sounds good -- 
That's right, 
She's wrong! 
Let's end 
Her song (It seems she's everywhere We just can't escape her -- Is this a miracle of pure evolution? And all the yuppie boys, they dream they will rape her -- She brings the 80's To a thrilling conclusion!) 
YES, SHE'S 
EVERY BIT 
AS TAME AS 
ME, ISN'T 
SHE TENDER? 
YES, SHE'S 
EVERY BIT 
AS LAME AS 
ME, LET US 
REMEMBER, 
SHE GETS O
NLY HALF T
HE BLAME O
NLY HALF T
HE BLAME O
NLY HALF T
HE BLAME U
NLESS WE E
XTEND HER --