Like a needle in a haystack 
Provoking all my allergies 
The genie's out of the bottle 
This day will live in infamy 
In the shadow of the spectre 
Under the Sword of Damocles 
Well I have but one regret 
That I have not killed you yet 
Those burnholes in the mattress 
Bring back such sweet memories 
It's nature versus nurture 
The princess and the pea 
Mirror mirror on the wall 
Oh who will be the first to fall 
I'm gonna solve all of your problems 
With a lingering embrace 
The center of the universe 
Is a very crowded place 
In the shadow of the spectre 
Under the Sword of Damocles 
Well I have but one regret 
That I have not killed you yet 
The repulsive and the ignorant 
Are gonna meet their maker yet 
With the kindness of a blindfold 
And one last cigarette 
Grand high exalted ruler 
My kingdom for a horse 
I know an even quicker way 
Than a Mexican divorce 
Mirror mirror on my back 
Oh who will be the first to crack 
Mirror mirror on the wall 
Oh who will be the first to fall 
I"m gonna solve all of your problems 
With a lingering embrace 
The center of the universe 
Is a very crowded place 
In the shadow of the spectre 
Under the Sword of Damocles 
Well I have but one regret 
That I have not killed you yet 
Underneath the shattered dome 
A prisoner in my own home 
Everything you know is wrong 
The throbbing of testosterone 
Erupture rising in my craw 
The sound is too loud to ignore 
You went and threw it all away 
More trouble coming every day 
It's nature versus nurture 
The princess and the pea 
The genie's out of the bottle 
This day will live in infamy 
I'm gonna solve all of your problems 
With a lingering embrace 
the center of the universe 
Is a very crowded place 
In the shadow of the spectre 
Under the Sword of Damocles 
Well I have but one regret 
That I have not killed you yet