作词 : J Hawkins / D Hawkins / Poullain / Graham 作曲 : J Hawkins / D Hawkins / Poullain / Graham [Verse 1] Many miles between you and me And our love is guaranteed to fail 'Cause a **** should be multi-sensory And you just can't smell an email [Pre-Chorus] Phone sex, cyber sex ain't all that I prefer to take my sex in its original format So you know what you can do with that mouse mat [Chorus] Physical Sex (With a touchy-feely woman) Physical Sex (With a touchy-feely woman) Physical Sex (With a touchy-feely woman) Physical Sex [Verse 2] Well, I need to turn my horse around But my baby's got the painters in S-s-s-sporting a hat of the finest brown The color of the Garden of Eden [Pre-Chorus] Honey, I've always had my knockers, I fear Gimme just an eyeful of your rear, of your rear, of your rear It's somewhere to put my beer [Chorus] Physical Sex (With a touchy-feely woman) Physical Sex (With a touchy-feely woman) Physical Sex (With a touchy-feely woman) Physical Sex Bring me... sex [Solo] [Chorus] Physical Sex (With a touchy feely woman) Physical Sex (With a touchy feely woman) Physical Sex (With a touchy-feely woman) Physical Sex