I'd like to introduce you now to isabell lam Present owner of the edward lam wax museum Daughter of the comedic duo dorothy and edward Do you remember them They accomplished mild success On the stages of the vaudeville theaters In blackpool and in london That was before the advent of hollywood When vaudeville died And people stopped going to see them So they took out a loan and built a big wax museum Inside of an old abandoned vaudeville theater It was about this time That dorothy gave birth to their only child And named her isabell And from that day They were so happy and gay momma papa And their sweet and thoughtful treasured Fair haired angel baby girl Eventually a half a century passes We see edward in a wheelchair Dorothy in granny glasses And isabell the proud proprietor of the wax museum Wax museum Isabell would you like to tell about The bell hidden inside your name Does it ring every time someone calls out isabell Do you hear it when you run If it broke they'd yell out 'isa' instead of isabell Until you fixed your bell