You are such a crazy girl

You are such a crazy girl

And I don't know why

I even tried to make you love me

I want it  babe

You are just a crazy girl

You are so crazy girl

I don't know why

I even try to help you

Can't help you  can't help you

When I first met you
At that Al Anon meeting
And you made that reference
To "All your goodies are gone"
And even sang a verse
I was amazed how husky
Your singing voice was
I wanted to
Talk to you so badly
But I didn't know
How to come on
Because you've got
That kind of beauty
That makes people nervous

I know it's f**ked
But before we got together
I even hooked up

With one of your cousins
Just to feel
Somehow closer to you
Because I knew  like
You guys were best friends
And you talked everyday
And it was thrilling
To touch something
That had touched you
In my head you were
Like this goddess
But in fact
You're just a
Crazy girl

You're just a crazy girl

I don't know why

I even try to understand you

Can't stand you
Can't stand you

Your ass is crazy  girl
Yeah  you are so crazy  girl

And I don't know why

I even try to relate to you

Can't wait for you
It's too late for you

My God  I should have realized
On our second date
When you dragged me into
The bathroom at Tanika's house
And screamed at me
For like twenty minutes
'Cause I had contradicted
You in front of your friends
I was like  "Oh"
And then later that
Night at my apartment
As punishment you
Killed my beta fish
Just threw it out the window

I did everything
I could to make you happy
I participated
In all your protests
Supported your stupid
Little blog  got a Bowflex
Wore colored contacts
To match your dresses
Whatever your eyes caught
I bought

Still we fought like
Ike and Tina but in reverse
'Cause you're so crazy  girl
You're just too crazy  girl

And I don't know why

I even try to understand you

No  no

Well  I think you're crazy

Girl  yeah  you are so crazy  girl

And I don't know why

I even try to make sense of you

Sense of you  sense of you
Oh  tell me why
Someone tell me why my heart's

Real weird for you still

I was like crazy fan over you
Like I'm all star struck over you

Like I'm getting handcuffed over you

Now it's only f**ked up
My frame works
In constant confusion

I can't peel away the flowers

Of this psychic disturbance

And our riotous defects

Snowflakes  snow  snowflakes