[00:05.11]Anything you can do,
[00:07.35]I can do better.
[00:09.02]I can do anything
[00:10.08]Better than you.
[00:11.48]No, you can't.
[00:12.02]Yes, I can. No, you can't.
[00:13.25]Yes, I can. No, you can't.
[00:14.70]Yes, I can,
[00:15.30]Yes, I can!
[00:17.32]Anything you can be
[00:19.37]I can be greater.
[00:20.27]Sooner or later,
[00:20.82]I'm greater than you.
[00:22.51]No, you're not. Yes, I am.
[00:23.87]No, you're not. Yes, I am.
[00:25.18]No, you're NOT!. Yes, I am.
[00:26.59]Yes, I am!
[00:28.58]I can shoot a partridge
[00:29.96]With a single cartridge.
[00:31.01]I can get a sparrow
[00:32.51]With a bow and arrow.
[00:33.92]I can live on bread and cheese.
[00:36.56]And only on that?
[00:37.92]Yes.
[00:38.99]So can a rat!
[00:39.62]Any note you can reach
[00:40.80]I can go higher.
[00:42.26]I can sing anything
[00:43.61]Higher than you.
[00:44.88]No, you can't. (High)
[00:45.25]Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)
[00:46.77]Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)
[00:48.16]Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)
[00:49.59]Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)
[00:51.50]Yes, I CAN! (Highest)
[00:55.72]Anything you can buy
[00:59.13]I can buy cheaper.
[01:00.30]I can buy anything
[01:01.71]Cheaper than you.
[01:02.80]Fifty cents?
[01:03.61]Forty cents! Thirty cents?
[01:04.31]Twenty cents! No, you can't!
[01:05.79]Yes, I can,
[01:06.85]Yes, I can!
[01:08.84]Anything you can say
[01:10.51]I can say softer.
[01:11.55]I can say anything
[01:12.77]Softer than you.
[01:13.94]No, you can't. (Softly)
[01:14.86]Yes, I can. (Softer) No, you can't. (Softer)
[01:15.96]Yes, I can. (Softer) No, you can't. (Softer)
[01:17.18]Yes, I can. (Softer)
[01:17.80]YES, I CAN! (Full volume)
[01:19.96]I can drink my liquor
[01:21.18]Faster than a flicker.
[01:22.43]I can drink it quicker
[01:23.94]And get even sicker!
[01:25.30]I can open any safe.
[01:28.02]Without bein' caught?
[01:29.38]Sure.
[01:30.35]That's what I thought--
[01:31.21]you crook!
[01:31.52]Any note you can hold
[01:32.49]I can hold longer.
[01:33.82]I can hold any note
[01:35.18]Longer than you.
[01:36.24]No, you can't.
[01:36.94]Yes, I can No, you can't.
[01:38.36]Yes, I can No, you can't.
[01:39.72]Yes, I can
[01:40.30]Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I No, you C-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-N'T--
[01:42.03]CA-A-A-A-N! (Cough, cough!)
[01:49.81]Yes, you ca-a-a-an!
[01:56.42]Anything you can wear
[02:00.02]I can wear better.
[02:01.40]In what you wear
[02:02.61]I'd look better than you.
[02:03.83]In my coat?
[02:04.98]In your vest! In my shoes?
[02:05.78]In your hat! No, you can't!
[02:07.18]Yes, I can
[02:07.84]Yes, I CAN!
[02:09.88]Anything you say
[02:11.22]I can say faster.
[02:12.52]I can say anything
[02:13.97]Faster than you.
[02:15.16]No, you can't. (Fast)
[02:15.91]Yes, I can. (Faster) No, you can't. (Faster)
[02:16.47]Yes, I can. (Faster) Noyoucan't. (Faster)
[02:17.39]YesIcan! (Fastest)
[02:20.80]I can jump a hurdle.
[02:22.15]I can wear a girdle.
[02:23.36]I can knit a sweater.
[02:24.84]I can fill it better!
[02:26.18]I can do most anything!
[02:28.77]Can you bake a pie? No.
[02:30.19]Neither can I.
[02:31.88]Anything you can sing
[02:33.21]I can sing sweeter.
[02:34.50]I can sing anything
[02:35.88]Sweeter than you.
[02:36.97]No, you can't. (Sweetly)
[02:39.26]Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't. (Sweeter)
[02:42.87]Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't. (Sweeter)
[02:46.50]Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't, can't, can't (sweeter)
[02:48.51]Yes, I can, can, can (Sugary)
[02:51.70]Yes, I can! No, you can't!