I just found out that my chiropractor thinks NASA’s fake
It’s a fact I couldn’t take
Now my back’s about to break

Swear my drug dealer’s died and I haven’t smoked in over a day
I really shouldn’t have to wait
Why’s he always ******* late

I bought a coffee and my name’s spelt wrong
I’m sick of listening to my favorite song
I’m losing followers and gaining weight
How much can I take?

I’ve got so many problems
I can’t solve, I can’t stop them
So I’m gonna go, gonna drop them
off at home with my mama

Jesus Christ
Give me a break
Is there a pill I can take?

I’ve got so many problems
I can’t solve, I can’t stop them
So I’m gonna go

I’m feeling cross cause my therapist just told me I’ve changed
Like the ***** can see my brain
We both know she’s getting paid

And I pray to God that my best friend will stop sharing her pain
Look, we’ve all got problems, babe.
Sorry, but you’re being vain

I bought a coffee and my name’s spelt wrong
I’m sick of listening to my favorite song
I’m losing followers and gaining weight
How much can I take?

I’ve got so many problems
I can’t solve, I can’t stop them
So I’m gonna go, gonna drop them
off at home with my mama

Jesus Christ
Give me a break
Is there a pill I can take?

I’ve got so many problems
I can’t solve, I can’t stop them
So I’m gonna go
Go go go go.....

I just got my hair blow dried today
but now it looks like it’s about to rain

I’ve got so many problems
I can’t solve, I can’t stop them
So I’m gonna go, gonna drop them
off at home with my mama

Jesus Christ
Give me a break
Is there a pill I can take?

I’ve got so many problems
I can’t solve, I can’t stop them
So I’m gonna go
Go go go go.....