Why oh why oh why
Why oh why oh why
Because because because because
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Why can't a dish break a hammer?
Because a hammer's got a hard head
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Why oh why oh why
Why oh why oh why
Because because because because
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Why can't a bird eat an elephant?
Why oh why oh why
Because an elephant's got a pretty hard skin
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Why can't a mouse eat a streetcar?
Tell me why and why
'Cause a mouse's stomach could never
get big enough to hold a streetcar
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Why does a hom make music?
Why oh why oh why
Because the horn-blower blows it
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Why does a cow drink water?
Tell me why and why
Because the cow gets thirsty just like
 you or me anybody else
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Why oh why oh why
Why oh why oh why
Because because because because
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Why don't you answer my questions?
Just tell me why and why
Well I don't know the answers
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Why's there no pennies for ice cream
Just tell me why and why
You put all the pennies in the telephone
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Why oh why oh why
Why oh why oh why
Because because because because
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Because because because because
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