[00:05.090]A Lot Of People Ask Me Stupid ****in Questions
[00:08.870]A Lot Of People Think That What I Say On Records
[00:12.370]Or What I Talk About On A Record That I Actually Do In Real Life
[00:17.370]Or That I Believe In It
[00:20.060]Or If I Say That I Wanna Kill Somebody That
[00:23.320]I'm Actually Gonna Do It
[00:25.920]Or That I Believe In It
[00:28.890]Well Shit If You Believe That
[00:32.700]Then I'll Kill You
[00:35.580]You Know Why
[00:37.520]Cuz I'm A
[00:38.110] Criminal
[00:42.450]Criminal
[00:45.580]You God Damn Right
[00:46.990]I'm A Criminal
[00:51.560]Yeah I'm A Criminal
[00:56.740] Eminem
[00:57.150]My Words Are Like A Dagger With A Jagged Edge
[00:58.680]That'll Stab You In The Head
[00:59.970]Whether You're A Fag Or Lez
[01:01.220]Or The Homosex Hermaph Or A Trans A Vest
[01:03.370]Pants Or Dress Hate Fags The Answer's Yes
[01:05.840]Homophobic Nah You're Just Heterophobic
[01:08.230]Starin At My Jeans Watchin My Genitals Bulgin Ooh
[01:10.450]That's My Mother****in Balls You'd Better Let Go Of Em
[01:13.010]They Belong In My Scrotum You'll Never Get Hold Of Em
[01:15.350]Hey It's Me Versace
[01:16.540]Whoops Somebody Shot Me
[01:17.730]And I Was Just Checkin The Mail
[01:19.130]Get It Checkin The 'male'
[01:20.390]How Many Records You Expectin To Sell
[01:22.380]After Your Second Lp Sends You Directly To Jail
[01:24.740]C'mon Relax Guy I Like Gay Men
[01:27.020]Right Ken Give Me An Amen Aaa Men
[01:29.810]Please Lord This Boy Needs Jesus
[01:32.030]Heal This Child Help Us Destroy These Demons
[01:34.600]Oh And Please Send Me A Brand New Car
[01:36.560]And A Prostitute While My Wife's Sick In The Hospital
[01:39.030]Preacher Preacher Fifth Grade Teacher
[01:41.280]You Can't Reach Me My Mom Can't Neither
[01:44.060]You Can't Teach Me A Goddamn Thing Cause
[01:46.180]I Watch Tv And Comcast Cable
[01:48.410]And You Ain't Able To Stop These Thoughts
[01:50.840]You Can't Stop Me From Toppin These Charts
[01:53.190]And You Can't Stop Me From Droppin Each March
[01:55.430]With A Brand New Cd For These ****in Retards
[01:57.790]Duhhh And To Think It's Just Little Ol' Me
[01:59.940]Mr Don't Give A **** Still Won't Leave
[02:02.420] Chorus Eminem Repeat 2x
[02:02.830] I'm A Criminal
[02:03.580]Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It's A Crime
[02:05.920]To Tell Em What's On My Mind I Guess I'm A Criminal
[02:07.640]But I Don't Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird
[02:09.730]And Keep Goin I Don't Take Shit From No One
[02:11.670] I'm A Criminal
[02:12.400]Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It's A Crime
[02:14.650]To Tell Em What's On My Mind I Guess I'm A Criminal
[02:16.760]But I Don't Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird
[02:18.930]And Keep Goin I Don't Take Shit From No One
[02:21.200]Eminem
[02:21.670]My Mother Did Drugs Tar Liquor Cigarettes And Speed
[02:23.280]The Baby Came Out Disfigured Ligaments Indeed
[02:25.580]It Was A Seed Who Would Grow Up Just As Crazy As She
[02:27.940]Don't Dare Make Fun Of That Baby Cause That Baby Was Me
[02:30.160]I'm A Criminal An Animal Caged Who Turned Crazed
[02:32.880]But How The **** You Sposed To Grow Up When You Weren't Raised
[02:35.340]So As I Got Older And I Got A Lot Taller
[02:37.590]My Dick Shrunk Smaller But My Balls Got Larger
[02:40.010]I Drink Malt Liquor To **** You Up Quicker
[02:42.100]Than You'd Wanna **** Me Up For Sayin The Word
[02:44.600]My Morals Went Thhbbpp When The President Got Oral
[02:46.980]Sex In His Oval Office On Top Of His Desk
[02:49.220]Off Of His Own Employee
[02:50.210]Now Don't Ignore Me You Won't Avoid Me
[02:51.610]You Can't Miss Me I'm White Blonde Haired
[02:53.420]And My Nose Is Pointy
[02:54.300]I'm The Bad Guy Who Makes Fun Of People That Die
[02:56.260]In Plane Crashes And Laughs
[02:57.610]As Long As It Ain't Happened To Him
[02:59.130]Slim Shady I'm As Crazy As Em
[03:00.840]Inem And Kim Combined Kch The Maniac's In
[03:02.960]Replacin The Doctor Cause Dre Couldn't Make It Today
[03:05.490]He's A Little Under The Weather So I'm Takin His Place
[03:08.000]Mm Mm Mmm Oh That's Dre With An Ak To His Face
[03:10.210]Don't Make Me Kill Him Too And Spray His Brains All Over The Place
[03:12.770]I Told You Dre You Should've Kept That Thang Put Away
[03:15.130]I Guess That'll Teach You Not To Let Me Play With It Eh
[03:17.530]I'm A Criminal
[03:19.750]Interlude Skit
[03:21.750]Aight Look Uh Huh Just Go Up In That Mother****er
[03:24.350]Get The Mother****in Money And Get The **** Up Outta There
[03:26.760]/Em Aight /I'll Be Right Here Waitin On You
[03:28.570]Em Aight
[03:29.430]Yo Em
[03:30.230]Em What
[03:30.700]Don't Kill Nobody This Time
[03:32.080]Em Awwright God Damn ****
[03:35.040]Whistling How You Doin'
[03:40.510]Teller Hi How Can I Help You
[03:41.800]Eminem Yeah I Need To Make A Withdrawl
[03:43.270]Teller Okay
[03:45.690]Eminem Put The ****in Money In The Bag Bitch
[03:46.640]And I Won't Kill You
[03:48.060]Teller What Oh My God Don't Kill Me
[03:49.040]Eminem I'm Not Gonna Kill You Bitch Quit Lookin Around
[03:50.310]Teller Don't Kill Me Please Don't Kill Me
[03:51.020]Eminem I Said I'm Not Gonna ****in Kill You
[03:52.550]Hurry The **** Up Boom Thank You
[03:55.190] Eminem
[03:55.590]Windows Tinted On My Ride When I Drive In It
[03:57.270]So When I Rob A Bank Run Out And Just Dive In It
[03:59.810]So I'll Be Disguised In It
[04:01.350]And If Anybody Identifies The Guy In It
[04:03.320]I'll Hide For Five Minutes
[04:04.570]Come Back Shoot The Eyewitness
[04:06.660]Fire At The Private Eye Hired To Pry In My Business
[04:09.210]Die Bitches Bastards Brats Pets
[04:11.720]This Puppy's Lucky I Didn't Blast His Ass Yet
[04:14.060]If I Ever Gave A **** I'd Shave My Nuts
[04:16.200]Tuck My Dick Inbetween My Legs And Cluck
[04:18.760]You Mother****in Chickens Ain't Brave Enough
[04:20.960]To Say The Stuff I Say So This Tape Is Shut
[04:23.670]Shit Half The Shit I Say I Just Make It Up
[04:25.610]To Make You Mad So Kiss My White Naked Ass
[04:27.960]And If It's Not A Rapper That I Make It As
[04:30.470]Bi'ma Be A ****in Rapist In A Jason Mask
[04:33.050]Chorus 2x
[04:33.430] I'm A Criminal
[04:34.270]Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It's A Crime
[04:35.650]To Tell Em What's On My Mind I Guess I'm A Criminal
[04:37.900]But I Don't Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird
[04:40.190]And Keep Goin I Don't Take Shit From No One
[04:42.270] I'm A Criminal
[04:42.640]Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It's A Crime
[04:44.900]To Tell Em What's On My Mind I Guess I'm A Criminal
[04:47.170]But I Don't Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird
[04:49.560]And Keep Goin I Don't Take Shit From No One
[04:51.910] I'm A Criminal
[04:52.380]Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It's A Crime
[04:54.480]To Tell Em What's On My Mind I Guess I'm A Criminal
[04:56.570]But I Don't Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird
[04:59.250]And Keep Goin I Don't Take Shit From No One
[05:01.090]I'm A Criminal
[05:01.600]Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It's A Crime
[05:04.110]To Tell Em What's On My Mind I Guess I'm A Criminal
[05:06.080]But I Don't Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird
[05:08.360]And Keep Goin I Don't Take Shit From No One
[05:10.330]I'm A Criminal