[ti:criminal] [ar:eminem] [00:01.38]Eminem [00:01.843]A Lot Of People Ask Me Stupid ****in Questions [00:08.516]A Lot Of People Think That What I Say On Records [00:12.121]Or What I Talk About On A Record That I Actually Do In Real Life [00:16.812]Or That I Believe In It [00:19.797]Or If I Say That I Wanna Kill Somebody That [00:23.857]I'm Actually Gonna Do It [00:25.646]Or That I Believe In It [00:28.784]Well Shit If You Believe That [00:32.426]Then I'll Kill You [00:35.407]You Know Why [00:37.406]Cuz I'm A [00:37.888]Criminal [00:42.307]Criminal [00:45.142]You God Damn Right [00:46.881]I'm A Criminal [00:51.481]Yeah I'm A Criminal [00:52.731]Eminem [00:56.337]My Words Are Like A Dagger With A Jagged Edge [00:58.507]That'll Stab You In The Head [00:59.607]Whether You're A Fag Or Lez [01:00.952]Or The Homosex Hermaph Or A Trans A Vest [01:03.321]Pants Or Dress Hate Fags The Answer's Yes [01:05.862]Homophobic Nah You're Just Heterophobic [01:07.718]Starin At My Jeans Watchin My Genitals Bulgin Ooh [01:10.398]That's My Mother****in Balls You'd Better Let Go Of Em [01:12.342]They Belong In My Scrotum You'll Never Get Hold Of Em [01:14.866]Hey It's Me Versace [01:15.680]Whoops Somebody Shot Me [01:17.491]And I Was Just Checkin The Mail [01:18.991]Get It Checkin The 'male' [01:19.931]How Many Records You Expectin To Sell [01:22.239]After Your Second Lp Sends You Directly To Jail [01:24.674]C'mon Relax Guy I Like Gay Men [01:26.469]Right Ken Give Me An Amen Aaa Men [01:29.274]Please Lord This Boy Needs Jesus [01:31.586]Heal This Child Help Us Destroy These Demons [01:34.49]Oh And Please Send Me A Brand New Car [01:36.409]And A Prostitute While My Wife's Sick In The Hospital [01:38.489]Preacher Preacher Fifth Grade Teacher [01:40.349]You Can't Reach Me My Mom Can't Neither [01:42.839]You Can't Teach Me A Goddamn Thing Cause [01:45.919]I Watch Tv And Comcast Cable [01:47.562]And You Ain't Able To Stop These Thoughts [01:50.152]You Can't Stop Me From Toppin These Charts [01:52.835]And You Can't Stop Me From Droppin Each March [01:55.363]With A Brand New Cd For These ****in Retards [01:57.293]Duhhh And To Think It's Just Little Ol'Me [01:59.993]Mr Don't Give A **** Still Won't Leave [02:02.53]Chorus Eminem Repeat 2x [02:03.06]Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It's A Crime [02:03.313]I'm A Criminal [02:05.423]To Tell Em What's On My Mind I Guess I'm A Criminal [02:07.578]But I Don't Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird [02:09.953]And Keep Goin I Don't Take Shit From No One [02:11.718]I'm A Criminal [02:12.278]Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It's A Crime [02:14.615]To Tell Em What's On My Mind I Guess I'm A Criminal [02:16.740]But I Don't Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird [02:19.69]And Keep Goin I Don't Take Shit From No One [02:21.50]Eminem [02:21.241]My Mother Did Drugs Tar Liquor Cigarettes And Speed [02:22.948]The Baby Came Out Disfigured Ligaments Indeed [02:25.715]It Was A Seed Who Would Grow Up Just As Crazy As She [02:28.150]Don't Dare Make Fun Of That Baby Cause That Baby Was Me [02:30.383]I'm A Criminal An Animal Caged Who Turned Crazed [02:32.340]But How The **** You Sposed To Grow Up When You Weren't Raised [02:35.135]So As I Got Older And I Got A Lot Taller [02:37.342]My Dick Shrunk Smaller But My Balls Got Larger [02:39.68]I Drink Malt Liquor To **** You Up Quicker [02:41.494]Than You'd Wanna **** Me Up For Sayin The Word [02:43.885]My Morals Went Thhbbpp When The President Got Oral [02:46.119]Sex In His Oval Office On Top Of His Desk [02:48.165]Off Of His Own Employee [02:49.950]Now Don't Ignore Me You Won't Avoid Me [02:51.550]You Can't Miss Me I'm White Blonde Haired [02:53.151]And My Nose Is Pointy [02:54.518]I'm The Bad Guy Who Makes Fun Of People That Die [02:56.454]In Plane Crashes And Laughs [02:57.313]As Long As It Ain't Happened To Him [02:58.874]Slim Shady I'm As Crazy As Em [03:00.834]Inem And Kim Combined Kch The Maniac's In [03:02.938]Replacin The Doctor Cause Dre Couldn't Make It Today [03:05.88]He's A Little Under The Weather So I'm Takin His Place [03:07.757]Mm Mm Mmm Oh That's Dre With An Ak To His Face [03:10.315]Don't Make Me Kill Him Too And Spray His Brains All Over The Place [03:13.168]I Told You Dre You Should've Kept That Thang Put Away [03:15.234]I Guess That'll Teach You Not To Let Me Play With It Eh [03:17.578]I'm A Criminal [03:20.914]Interlude Skit [03:21.459]Aight Look Uh Huh Just Go Up In That Mother****er [03:23.309]Get The Mother****in Money And Get The **** Up Outta There [03:26.179]Em Aight [03:26.614]I'll Be Right Here Waitin On You [03:27.929]Em Aight [03:28.284]Yo Em [03:28.899]Em What [03:29.278]Don't Kill Nobody This Time [03:32.11]Em Awwright God Damn **** [03:40.116]Whistling How You Doin' [03:41.145]Teller Hi How Can I Help You [03:41.441]Eminem Yeah I Need To Make A Withdrawl [03:43.10]Teller Okay [03:43.831]Eminem Put The ****in Money In The Bag Bitch [03:45.431]And I Won't Kill You [03:46.341]Teller What Oh My God Don't Kill Me [03:48.425]Eminem I'm Not Gonna Kill You Bitch Quit Lookin Around [03:50.21]Teller Don't Kill Me Please Don't Kill Me [03:51.361]Eminem I Said I'm Not Gonna ****in Kill You [03:52.774]Hurry The **** Up Boom Thank You [03:55.865]Windows Tinted On My Ride When I Drive In It [03:57.725]So When I Rob A Bank Run Out And Just Dive In It [03:59.845]So I'll Be Disguised In It [04:00.870]And If Anybody Identifies The Guy In It [04:02.628]I'll Hide For Five Minutes [04:04.261]Come Back Shoot The Eyewitness [04:06.290]Fire At The Private Eye Hired To Pry In My Business [04:08.795]Die Bitches Bastards Brats Pets [04:11.760]This Puppy's Lucky I Didn't Blast His Ass Yet [04:13.842]If I Ever Gave A **** I'd Shave My Nuts [04:16.342]Tuck My Dick Inbetween My Legs And Cluck [04:18.689]You Mother****in Chickens Ain't Brave Enough [04:20.815]To Say The Stuff I Say So This Tape Is Shut [04:22.749]Shit Half The Shit I Say I Just Make It Up [04:25.537]To Make You Mad So Kiss My White Naked Ass [04:27.369]And If It's Not A Rapper That I Make It As [04:30.117]Bi'ma Be A ****in Rapist In A Jason Mask