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May I have your attention please? |
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May I have your attention please? |
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Will, The Real Slim Shady please stand up? |
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I repeat will, The Real Slim Shady please stand up? |
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We're gonna have a problem here |
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Y'all act like you never seen a white person before |
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Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door |
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And started whoopin' her ass worse than before |
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They first were divorce, throwin' her over furniture |
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It's the return of the, "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding |
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He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" |
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And Dr. Dre said, nothing you idiots |
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Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my ba*****t! |
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Feminist women love Eminem |
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Chigga chigga chigga, "Slim shady, I'm sick of him |
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Look at him, walkin' around grabbin' his you-know-what |
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Flippin' the you-know-who, yeah, but he's so cute though!" |
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Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose |
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But no worse, than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms |
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Sometimes, I wanna get on T.V. and just let loose, but can't |
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But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose |
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"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips |
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And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss" |
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And that's the message that we deliver to little kids |
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And expect them not to know what a woman's *****oris is |
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Of course they gonna know what intercourse is |
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By the time they hit fourth grade |
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They got the discovery channel don't they? |
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"We ain't nothing but mammals", well, some of us cannibals |
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Who cut other people open like cantaloupes |
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But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes |
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Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope |
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But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote |
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Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes |
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I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shady |
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All you other slim shadys are just imitating |
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So won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up |
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Please stand up, please stand up? |
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'Coz I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shady |
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All you other slim shadys are just imitating |
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So won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up |
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Please stand up, please stand up? |
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Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records |
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Well I do, so ***** him and ***** you too |
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You think I give a damn about a Grammy? |
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Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me |
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"But slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?" |
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Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here? |
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So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears? |
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*****t, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs |
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So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst |
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And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first |
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You little *****, put me on blast on M.T.V |
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"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!" |
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I should download her audio on MP3 |
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And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD |
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I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me |
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So I have been sent here to destroy you |
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And there's a million of us just like me |
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Who cuss like me, who just don't give a ***** like me |
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Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me |
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And just might be the next best thing but not quite me |
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'Coz I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shady |
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All you other slim shadys are just imitating |
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So won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up |
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Please stand up, please stand up? |
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'Coz I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shady |
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All you other slim shadys are just imitating |
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So won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up |
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Please stand up, please stand up? |
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I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin' you |
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Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room |
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The only difference is I got the ***** to say it |
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In front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all |
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I just get on the mic and spit it |
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And whether you like to admit it, I just *****t it |
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Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can |
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Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums |
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It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty |
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I'll be the only person in the nursin' home flirting |
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Pinchin' nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with jergens |
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And I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working |
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And every single person is a slim shady lurkin' |
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He could be workin' at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings |
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Or in the parkin' lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a *****!" |
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With his windows down and his system up |
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So, will the real shady please stand up? |
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And put one of those fingers on each hand up? |
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And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control |
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And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? |
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I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shady |
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All you other slim shadys are just imitating |
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So won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up |
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Please stand up, please stand up? |
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'Coz I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shady |
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All you other slim shadys are just imitating |
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So won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up |
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Please stand up, please stand up? |
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'Coz I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shady |
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All you other slim shadys are just imitating |
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So won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up |
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Please stand up, please stand up? |
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'Coz I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shady |
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All you other slim shadys are just imitating |
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So won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up |
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Please stand up, please stand up? |
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Ha ha |
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Guess there's a slim shady in all of us |
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***** it, let's all stand up |
