作曲 : Mark Oliver Everett
 作词 : Everett
Dear cousin, I got your letter
It's more than I thought I deserve

She sounds perfect, all I dream of

And I dream about so much it is absurd

When I get there and she sees me

I'll be impressed if she does not run screaming

My kind of love is an ugly love

But it's real, and it lasts a long, long time

I had a thought while I was sleeping

I dreamed about a place for us to rest

Eternity under the old oak tree

But I go too far, I guess

Maybe I'll think about tomorrow

And maybe I can get her to stay that long

'Cause my kind of love is an ugly love

But it's real, and it lasts a long, long time

And if she finds me so repulsive

She wouldn't be the first to wretch

Well, I decided one day long ago

I was never going to be the greatest catch

And if she cares about the car I drive

She can get in hers the moment I arrive

'Cause my kind of love is an ugly love

But it's real, and it lasts a long, long time my kind of love is an ugly love But it's real, and it lasts a long, long time