作曲 : Jim Lang & Mark Oliver Everett
 作词 : Everett, Lang
Mother couldn't love me
But that didn't stop me

From liking her

She was my mom

And I was no son of a bitch

Daddy was a drunk

A most unpleasant man

Asleep on the floor

Just inside the front door

With a smile underneath

His red nose

The wrong look his way

Well, that could really

Wreck his day

And believe me when I say

It would wreck your day too

Grandma took me in

Though times were pretty thin

Said I was no son of a bitch

Down on my knees

Begging god please