Flowers, I sent

Were found dead on their arrival

The words, I said

Inserted foot in my mouthful

So when, we dance

My lead it ain't so graceful

Isn't so, not ain't so

I'm a hapless romantic

St-t-tuttering p-poet

Just call me a tragic comic

'Cause I'm, in, in love with you

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And when, we dine

I forget to push in your seat

I wear, the wine

Spillin' hearts all over my sleeve

A stitch, in time

Proposing down on my knees

Splitting between the seams

I'm a hapless romantic

St-t-tuttering p-poet

Just call me a tragic comic

'Cause I'm, in, in love with you

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Nobody, can know the

Trouble I've seen

Nobody, can know the

Trouble I've seen

Nobody, can know the

Trouble I, get into

When I'm with you [Tragic comedy

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I'm a hapless romantic

St-t-tuttering p-poet

Just call me a tragic comic

'Cause I'm, in love with you

I'm a hapless romantic

St-t-tuttering p-poet

Just call me a tragic comic

'Cause I'm, in, in love with you

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