You're a bitch, you switched 
You constantly changed, every day you were stranger 
Monday – fun day, 
Tuesday – booze day 
Wednesday slagging me off to your friends-day 
Thursday, oy, **** 
Thursday Called me up broke it to me in the worse way 
Firstlay, that's it, no more 
Nice Guy Come 
Back Crawling 
More Than 
Twice Guy 
Pissed, in ever-y, sense of the word 
I'm a sip another bevvie, all alone like a nerd 
I've found a new love we're meeting later 
Getting dropped off by a mate of a mate and 
Her names 
Mandy, comes in handy 
She nicer than you caue she never ever spiteful 
Utterly delightful, getting in a zone 
We ain't going home cause we're out for the weekend 
She won't say where we gonna go 
And I do not need to know 
No No Cause it's just me and 
Mandy We sit there looking at the 
Thames Couldn't give a **** about our old friends 
No Cause it's just me and 
Mandy So, where we gonna go? 
I know a few spots down in old 
Soho We could go 
KoKo or Commercial 
Rd Or reach to 
Kings Cross, look 
I don't give a toss 
It's just me and you, girl lead the way 
Let's seize the day, there's no need to say 
Where we gonna end up cause 
I don't give a **** 
About life right now, cause 
I liked that cow 
She lied and 
I nearly went and wifed that cow 
Not right, anyhow, gonna wipe my brow 
Get down to business, get her out my head 
If I focus my mind she'll be gone by 
Christmas 
Now I got some brand new crystal mistress 
Mandy, trust, you been on my wish list 
Let me ave a little, argh, you taste like shit 
In 20 minutes time it'll all be worth it 
She won't say where we gonna go 
And I do not need to know 
No No Cause it's just me and 
Mandy We sit there looking at the 
Thames Couldn't give a **** about our old friends 
No Cause it's just me and 
Mandy She won't say where we gonna go 
And I do not need to know - 
No No No No 
Argh, I'm buzzing off your chemicals 
Generally speakin my head and not my genitals 
Eyes wide open, heart on a rush-ting 
Where I wanna be cause at lunch 
I was suffering 
Sitting on the bus and then tussling with facts 
Now I couldn't give a shit cause my skulls reshuffling 
Must have been 
Mandy, must have been you 
I can't string a sentence must have been you 
I'm all spaced out now must have been you 
The moment 
I met ya, loved the adventure 
Right to the center the problems gone 
Not sure if it's paradise, lies or dementia 
Glad that we met you were good for the night 
Been the best 12 hours of the last 6 months 
She won't say where we gonna go 
And I do not need to know 
No No Cause it's just me and 
Mandy We sit there looking at the 
Thames Couldn't give a **** about our old friends 
No Cause it's just me and 
Mandy 'Out me nut, out me nut' '
Out me nut, out me nut' '
Out me nut, out me nut' '
Out of my – nut! ' 
She won't say where we gonna go 
And I do not need to know 
No No Cause it's just me and 
Mandy We sit there looking at the 
Thames Couldn't give a **** about our old friends 
No Cause it's just me and 
Mandy