The man bought a crocodile and erotic things like that He left the scene like a limousine with filthy secrets of the night He was born without brakes, he goes round and round and round Hit the zoo and a cat got high, stuck a pen knife in its eye The man is sick Sick and certified Cable ties and lazy eye, he's the perfect modern wreck Dragged high, brutalised with belt and buckle, pass it on National legacy, he's calibre 45 Cut loose in army boots with just a pit bull by his side The man is sick Sick and certified It was 1976 he was certified It was 1976 he took a look into the devil's eyes The man is sick Sick and certified It was 1976 It 76 or 5