[00:00.405]As I went home on Monday night as drunk as drunk could be
[00:06.648]I saw a horse outside the door where my old horse should be
[00:13.362]Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me
[00:20.284]Who owns that horse outside the door where my old horse should be?
[00:24.803]Ah, you're drunk,
[00:26.162]you're drunk you silly old fool,
[00:27.520]still you can not see
[00:29.845]That's a lovely sow that me mother sent to me
[00:33.737]Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
[00:38.282]But a saddle on a sow sure I never saw before
[00:41.652]
[00:43.742]And as I went home on Tuesday night as drunk as drunk could be
[00:48.784]I saw a coat behind the door where my old coat should be
[00:56.020]Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me
[01:02.681]Who owns that coat behind the door where my old coat should be
[01:08.114]Ah, you're drunk,
[01:08.793]you're drunk you silly old fool,
[01:10.883]still you can not see
[01:13.077]That's a woollen blanket that me mother sent to me
[01:17.074]Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
[01:21.515]But buttons in a blanket sure I never saw before
[01:25.251]
[01:27.236]And as I went home on Wednesday night as drunk as drunk could be
[01:34.080]I saw a pipe up on the chair where my old pipe should be
[01:40.872]Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me
[01:48.082]Who owns that pipe up on the chair where my old pipe should be
[01:52.627]Ah, you're drunk,
[01:53.515]you're drunk you silly old fool,
[01:55.474]still you can not see
[01:57.590]That's a lovely tin whistle that me mother sent to me
[02:01.535]Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
[02:06.211]But tobacco in a tin whistle sure I never saw before
[02:10.312]
[02:11.775]And as I went home on Thursday night as drunk as drunk could be
[02:18.593]I saw two boots beneath the bed where my old boots should be
[02:24.000]Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me
[02:30.322]Who owns them boots beneath the bed where my old boots should be
[02:34.971]Ah, you're drunk,
[02:35.807]you're drunk you silly old fool,
[02:37.531]still you can not see
[02:39.778]They're two lovely Geranium pots me mother sent to me
[02:43.670]Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
[02:48.477]But laces in Geranium pots I never saw before
[02:53.022]
[02:53.492]And as I went home on Friday night as drunk as drunk could be
[03:00.519]I saw a head upon the bed where my old head should be
[03:06.318]Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me
[03:13.162]Who owns that head upon the bed where my old head should be
[03:17.420]Ah, you're drunk,
[03:18.282]you're drunk you silly old fool,
[03:20.189]still you can not see
[03:22.488]That's a baby boy that me mother sent to me
[03:26.093]Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
[03:30.978]But a baby boy with his whiskers on sure I never saw before
[03:35.575]
[03:35.941]And as I went home on Saturday night as drunk as drunk could be
[03:43.020]I saw two hands upon her breasts where my old hands should be
[03:49.394]Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me
[03:55.977]Who owns them hands upon your breasts where my old hands should be
[04:00.914]Ah, you're drunk,
[04:02.560]you're drunk you silly old fool,
[04:04.415]still you can not see
[04:06.504]That's a lovely night gown that me mother sent to me
[04:10.344]Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
[04:15.282]But fingers in a night gown sure I never saw before
[04:18.991]
[04:19.487]
[04:20.820]
[04:21.185]As I went home on Sunday night as drunk as drunk could be
[04:28.160]I saw a thing in her thing where my old thing should be
[04:34.638]Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me
[04:41.143]Who owns that thing in your thing where my old thing should be
[04:46.028]Ah, you're drunk,
[04:46.994]you're drunk you silly old fool,
[04:48.953]still you can not see
[04:51.383]That's a lovely tin whistle that me mother sent to me
[04:55.014]Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
[04:59.664]But hair on a tin whistle sure I never saw before