作词 : Dean P Farnell
作曲 : Dean P Farnell
Someday I'll Find Employment And Pigs Will Fly
There's A Job That I Heard Of Once In a Lulla bye

Christmas Has Come And The Money's All Gone
What Am I Gonna do
I've Had A Little Look In The Bank Account
And Old Santa Claus Is Due

All The Parties Are Playing, Slade And Their Swaying
And We Don't Have No Dough
Another Little Look In The Bank Account
And Where The Cash Went I Don't Know

So Why Don't Christmas Go Away
Christmastime Is Such A Pain
12 Months On And It's Back Again
Why Don't Christmas Go Away

I hate All The Frost And Cringe At The Cost
Christmastimes No Fun
Another Little Look In The Bank Account
And All My Monies Gone

We'll Sing The Same Songs And We'll Watch The Same Films
Christmastimes A Bore
And When You've No Cash In Your Bank Account
It's A Bloody Nightmare When You're Poor

So Why Don't Christmas Go Away
Christmastime Is Such A Pain
12 Months On And It's Back Again
Why Don't Christmas Go Away

You Know I'm Bored With The Wizard Of Oz
And I'm Bored With The Great Escape
I'm So Bored With Watching, So Sick Of Hearing
All The Songs From The Wizard Of Oz

So I Found Me A Job To Earn A Few Bob
Now Christmastime Is Fun
Another Little Look In The Bank Account
Now The Party Times Begun

So I'm Off To The Shops With All Of My Dosh
An A Gert Long Christmas List
And With A Few Quid In The Bank Account
To Buy Pressies For The Kids

Now Why Don't Christmas Come To Stay
Let's Have Christmas Everyday
Since Good Fortune Came My Way
I Want Christmas Everyday

Now Why Don't Christmas Come To Stay