when i was a little boy
let me tell you what i used to do
i used to flush myself down the toilet
whenever i was bein a fool
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i think i ought to do it again
i never meant to scary you karen
i think i ought to do it again
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whenever i was mad at my brother
because he was better than me
i used to go tell our mother
that he was bein mean to me
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but i would never do that again
it's not the way to treat a brother friend

i would never do that again
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cause i just locked the door and pulled the chain
flushed my evil spirits down the drain
all my inner demons drift away
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as time goes on i know
the garbage will afloat
but i just keep on goin
though i should take it slow
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i had better do it again
i haven't been myself since god knows when
i had better do it again
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oh i never meant to scare you karen
you're my girlfriend
i think i ought to flush myself down the toilet again