作词 : Dallas Austin/P!nk
 作曲 : Dallas Austin/P!nk
 Never win first place, I don't support the team
 I can't take direction and my socks are never clean
 Teachers dated me, my parents hated me
 I was always in a fight because I can't do nothin'
 Right
 Everyday I fight a war against the mirror
 I can't take the person staring back at me
 I'm a hazard to myself
 Don't let me get me
 I'm my own worst enemy
 Its bad when you annoy yourself
 So irritating
 I don't wanna be my friend no more
 I wanna be somebody else
 I wanna be somebody else
 LA told me, "You'll be a pop star
 All you have to change is everything you are."
 Tired of being compared to damn Britney Spears
 She's so pretty, that just ain't me
 So doctor, doctor won't you please prescribe me something
 A day in the life of someone else?
 Cuz I'm a hazard to myself
 Don't let me get me
 I'm my own worst enemy
 Its bad when you annoy yourself
 So irritating
 I don't wanna be my friend no more
 I wanna be somebody else
 So doctor, doctor won't you please prescribe
 Something
 A day in the life of someone else?
 Cuz I'm a hazard to myself
 Don't let me get me
 I'm my own worst enemy
 Its bad when you annoy yourself
 So irritating
 I don't wanna be my friend no more
 I wanna be somebody else
 I wanna be somebody else