作曲 : Knopfler, Sting
 作词 : Knopfler, Sting
Yeah won't you look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it
Play your guitar on the MTV
That ain't working that's the way you do it
Money for nothing and chicks for free
Now that ain't working that's the way you do it
Tell ya them guys ain't so dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb
We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these color TV
See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup
Tell you buddy that's his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot he's a millionaire
We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these color TV
I should learn to play the guitar
I should learn to go banging on their drums
Look at that mama, she got it sticking in the camera
Man we could have some fun
And what's that, Hawaiian noises
Banging on the bongos like a chimpanzee
Well that ain't working that's the way you do it
Get your money for nothing get your chicks for free
We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these color TV
Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it
Play your guitar on the MTV
That ain't working that's the way you do it
Money for nothing and your chicks for free
Money for nothing and chicks for free
Money for nothing and chicks for free
Money for nothing and chicks for free
Money for nothing and chicks for free...