Went  to  a  party
I  danced  all  night
I  drank 16beers
And  I  started  up  a  fight
But  now  I  am  jaded
Youre  out  of  luck
Im  rolling  down  the  stairs
Too  drunk  to  ****
Too  drunk  to  ****
Too  drunk  to  ****
Too  drunk,to  ****
Im  too  drunk,too  drunk,too  drunk
To  ****
I  like  your  stories
I  like  your  gun
Shooting  out  truck  tires
Sounds  like  loads  and  loads  of  fun
But  in  my  room
Wish  you  were  dead
You  ball  like  the  baby
In  eraserhead  eraserhead
Too  drunk  to  ****
Too  drunk  to  ****
Too  drunk,to  ****
Im  too  drunk  too  drunk  too  drunk  to  ****
Too  drunk  to  ****
Too  drunk  to  ****
Too  drunk  to  ****
Too  drunk,to  ****
Yeah,yeah
Yeah,yeah
Yeah,yeah
Oooohhhoooohhh .