作词 : Casale, Mothersbaugh ... Well, it's a god-given fact That you can't go back No, you can't go back It's a god-given law That you're gonna lose your maw Yes, you're gonna lose your maw Well, it's a god-given fact You gotta buy 'em by the sack Gotta buy 'em by the sack Well, it's a god-given law That you're gonna get small Yes, you're gonna get small Maybe just another rap But you're running out of sap Yes, you're running out of sap Well, you better take the rap Dying under daddy's cap Dying under daddy's cap Shrivel up It's at the top of the list That you can't get pissed No, you can't get pissed It's rule number one Living right isn't fun Living right isn't fun 'Cause it's a god-given fact That you can't go back No, you can't go back It's a god-given law That you're gonna lose your maw Yes, you're gonna lose your maw Time-tested and true You gotta pooty, poo-poo Gotta pooty, poo-poo Well, it's a god-given law That you're gonna get small Yes, you're gonna get small Maybe just another rap But you're running out of sap Yes, you're running out of sap Well, you better take the rap Dying under daddy's cap Dying under daddy's cap, now Oh, shrivel up Shrivel up DEVO