[00:00.000] 作曲 : Benjamin Adamo/David Best/Edward Chivers/Stephen Lewis
[02:13.786]I'm the deep sea diving champion of the zodiac
[02:15.797]and heres a tantalising glimpse
[02:17.626]into the future you'll never have
[02:19.873]You clap when your flight lands
[02:21.597]You clap at the end of films
[02:23.086]You struggle with technology
[02:24.914]and you blame this on the instructions
[02:26.560]You've got a food hygiene rating of 4
[02:29.198]You google google
[02:30.452]You're shouting in English at Spaniards in Spain
[02:33.326]I'm substituting sugar substitutes for sugar
[02:36.382]When I buy one get one free I just eat them both quicker
[02:39.752]The veins in your forehead pulse to a rhythm in decline
[02:42.991]Sweating like a pig on question time
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[03:00.101]I'm caramelising onions with prosecco
[03:03.262]Dressed up like a pound shop pharaoh
[03:06.449]You've got a cag in a bag
[03:07.520]You've got a bad back when you go like this
[03:09.714]Well don't go like this , just stop
[03:11.255]Getting your knickers in a twist , you racist
[03:13.136]I'm a downward facing dog
[03:14.730]I'm the diamond heist scene in rififi
[03:16.506]I consume data intravenously
[03:18.204]But it doesn't make me happy
[03:19.902]My work colleagues children
[03:21.678]Call their teacher Gavin
[03:23.324]He's got a salmon shirt with a white collar
[03:24.865]That clashes with his skin tone
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[03:59.974]I'm thinking of switching my utilities provider
[04:06.609]I'm surfing the web on a dial-up modem
[04:13.218]I'm on a dial-up modem
[04:14.916]I'm on a dial-up modem
[04:16.744]I'm surfing the web on a dial-up modem
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