作词 : Ben Brown
作曲 : Ben Brown
[Verse 1]
You nearly killed a lady at the zebra crossing
Didn't pay no attention
You just werent watching
Just werent watching
Just werent watching
But then I ate a slug out the back of the bar room
Slipped it down smooth
Tasted oh so sweet
Good enough to eat
Then it's good enough for me
If it's good enough to eat
Then it's good enough for me

[Chorus]
But I couldn't find a knife so I had to use a
But I couldn't find a knife so I had to use a
But I couldn't find a knife so I had to use a spoon
And I tell you that a spoon ain't the best thing to use
But I couldn't find a knife so I had to use a spoon
And I tell you that a spoon ain't the best thing

La la la la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la

La la la la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la

[Verse 2]
I'm achin my right knee
I'm twenty one going on ninety three
How am I supposed to remain composed
As my body turns to compost in front of me
Now it's in my lower back
So I flew to see the quack
Surely theres some kind of insurance policy
He said buddy you only get one of these
No buddy you only get
No buddy you only get
No buddy you only get

[Chorus]
But I couldn't find a knife so I had to use a
But I couldn't find a knife so I had to use a
But I couldn't find a knife so I had to use a spoon
And I tell you that a spoon ain't the best thing to use
But I couldn't find a knife so I had to use a spoon
And I tell you that a spoon ain't the best thing
It ain't the best thing
It ain't the best thing
It ain't the best thing
A spoon ain't the best thing to use