He was sitting there beside me, throwin' doubles down When he ordered up his third one, he looked around, Then he looked at me and said, I do believe I oughta have one more He said, I hate this bar and I hate to drink But on second thought, tonight I think I hate everything. Then he opened up his billfold and threw a 20 down And a faded photograph fell out and hit the ground And I picked it up, he said, thank ya bud I put it in his hand, He said, I probably oughta throw this one away, 'Cause she's the reason I feel this way, I hate everything. I hate my job, and I hate my life And if it weren't for my two kids, I'd hate my ex-wife I know I should move on and try to start again But I just can't get over her leaving me for him Then he shook his head and looked down at his ring And said, I hate everything. He said, that one bedroom apartment where I get my mail Is really not a home, it's more like a jail With a swimming pool and a parking lot view Man, it's just great, I hate summer, winter, fall, and spring Red and yellow, purple, blue and green I hate everything. I hate my job, and I hate my life And if it weren't for my two kids, I'd hate my ex-wife I know I should move on and try to start again But I just can't get over her leaving me for him Then he shook his head and looked down at his ring And said, I hate everything. So I pulled out my phone and I called my house I said, babe, I'm coming home We're gonna work this out I paid for his drinks and I told him thanks Thanks for everything