作曲 : Kevin Murphy/Laurence O'Keefe
[Kurt
Aw, you can't just leave...
[Ram
Not when you're dressed like that...
[Veronica
Dressed like what? This is what I always wear
[Kurt
Yeah and it's torture!
[Ram
How can you expect us to control ourselves
When you look like that?
[Veronica
Dear Diary
Here we are in the dark fifty yards from my car
I could climb that tree, I'd never get that far...
They're a hundred pounds heavier, they have my keys
I'm a rat in a trap, correction:
I'm the cheese
[Kurt
Hey there girl, ignore this fool
He tries to play cool while he’s dribbling drool
[Ram
Just trying to say in our friendly way
That you’ve gotten hotter like every day
[Kurt
OW!!
[Ram
Hey there girl, avoid this punk
He’s hungry for a hunk of the junk in your trunk
[Kurt
There is no lie that dog won’t try
When a tasty treat like you walks by, cause
[Kurt/Ram
Once, you were geeky and nerdy
Now you’re flirty, freaky, and dirty
[Ram
You were nothing and nobody...
[Kurt
...but now you’re good enough to
[Kurt/Ram
Get with me! HUH!
You’re welcome, look where you are
You’re welcome, you’ve won a football star!
You’re welcome
[Ram
Baby, what's that smell?
[Kurt
That's the smell of me lovin' you well
[Kurt/Ram
You're welcome!
[They both "beat-box"
[Veronica
This is not a drill
This is not a bad dream
In a cow pasture, no one can hear you scream
Never break their stare, stay awake, stay aware
You're not in real danger 'til they grab your hair
[Ram
Come back girl, now don’t play hurt
If you don’t want me starin’, why you wearin’ that skirt?
[Kurt
We can’t be tamed and we can’t be blamed
It’s all your fault that we’re inflamed!
[Kurt/Ram
Cause once, you were grody and grotty
[Ram
Now you’ve got a body like a Maserati!
[Kurt/Ram
Stroke my fur, make me purr-
[Kurt
Hey! You wanted to be
[Kurt/Ram
Popular!
[Kurt
Hit me!
[Ram
HUH!
[Kurt/Ram
You’re welcome, look where you are
You’re welcome, come get your football star
You’re welcome
[Ram
You've joined the pros!
[Kurt
Once we squeeze you
You'll stay "squoze"
[Ram
You’re welcome in my lap, welcome on my knee
[Kurt
Well, come on and get grabby in the grass with me!
[Veronica
I got one last chance to save my ass
What was that move from my self-defence class?
[Ram
I’ll steal your heart like a thief
Bring you sweet relief
[Kurt
Call me Wendy cause you never wonder
[Kurt/Ram
‘Where’s the beef?’
[Veronica
They're a powder keg
So don't yell or beg
Stay friendly
Then gently, accidentally sweep the leg
[Kurt/Ram
No! Oh gross! This mud stinks!
[Veronica
You’re welcome
[Kurt
Back up fool you reak!
[Veronica
You’re welcome
[Ram
Well you smell like a sewage leak
[Veronica
You’re welcome
[Kurt
Wait dude, I'm pretty sure, this ain't mud it's
[Kurt/Ram
Cow manure!
[Veronica
You’re welcome
[Kurt/Ram
Ah! It's everywhere!
[Veronica
You’re welcome
[Kurt/Ram
Hold on it's in my hair!
[Veronica
You’re welcome
[Kurt/Ram
Hey girl, now let's not dwell
On the smell you can tell I could still be loving you well
[Veronica
'Swell'
[Kurt/Ram
No, I'll be loving her well
[Veronica
See you in hell!
[Kurt/Ram
No, I'll be loving her well
No I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be
Lovin', lovin', lovin', lovin', lovin' her well!
[All
You’re welcome!
You’re welcome!
You’re welcome!?