[00:02.18]angel:who died?
[00:03.25]benny:our akita
[00:07.08]they make fun yet i'm the one
[00:09.65]attempting to do some good
[00:12.32]or do you really want a neighborhood
[00:14.92]where people piss on your stoop every night?
[00:18.15]bohemia, bohemia's
[00:21.38]a fallacy in your head
[00:25.04]this is calcutta
[00:27.07]bohemia is dead
[00:35.38]mark
[00:35.95]dearly beloved we gather here to say our goodbyes
[00:48.84]here she lies
[00:52.51]no one knew her worth
[00:55.98]the late great daughter of mother earth
[01:01.62]on this night when we celebrate the birth
[01:07.58]in that little town of bethlehem
[01:12.26]we raise our glass- you bet your ass to-
[01:21.06]la vie boheme
[01:34.15]all
[01:34.47]la vie boheme
[01:38.68]la vie boheme
[01:42.69]la vie boheme
[01:46.45]la vie boheme
[01:47.06]mark
[01:47.18]to days of inspiration
[01:48.76]playing hookie, making something out of nothing
[01:50.50]the need to express
[01:53.41]to communicate,
[01:54.49]to going against the grain,
[01:56.43]going insane
[01:57.61]going mad
[02:01.02]to loving tension, no pension
[02:03.22]to more than one dimension,
[02:05.04]to starving for attention,
[02:06.70]hating convention, hating pretension
[02:08.99]not to mention of course,
[02:11.17]hating dear old mom and dad
[02:15.85]to riding your bike,
[02:17.76]midday past the three- piece suits
[02:20.43]to fruits to no absolutes
[02:22.65]to absolute- to choice
[02:24.92]to the village voice
[02:26.76]to any passing fad
[02:30.35]to being an us-for once-, instead of a them -
[02:36.37]all
[02:36.82]la vie boheme
[02:40.60]la vie boheme
[02:40.81]maureen
[02:45.75]hey mister- she's my sister
[02:48.20]restaurant man
[02:48.84]so that's five miso soup, four seaweed salad
[02:51.32]three soy burger dinner, two tofu dog platter
[02:53.94]and one pasta with meatless balls
[02:57.06]a boy:ugh
[02:58.21]collins:it tastes the same
[02:59.54]mimi:if you close your eyes
[03:01.53]restaurant man
[03:01.82]and thirteen orders of fries
[03:03.29]is that it here?
[03:04.58]all:wine and beer!
[03:05.61]mimi & angel
[03:06.22]to hand-crafted beers made in local breweries
[03:09.76]to yoga, to yogurt, to rice and beans and cheese
[03:13.03]to leather, to dildos, to curry vindaloo
[03:16.79]to huevos rancheros and maya angelou
[03:20.40]maureen & collins
[03:20.43]emotion, devotion, to causing a commotion
[03:23.83]creation, vacation
[03:25.95]mark:mucho masturbation
[03:27.63]maureen & collins
[03:27.93]compassion, to fashion, to passion when it's new
[03:30.86]collins//to sontag
[03:31.84]angel//sondheim
[03:32.79]four people:to anything taboo
[03:34.39]collins & roger
[03:34.59]ginsberg, dylan, cunningham and cage
[03:38.12]collins:lenny bruce
[03:40.13]roger:langston hughes
[03:41.57]maureen:to the stage
[03:42.44]person #1:to uta
[03:43.40]person #2:to buddha
[03:44.39]person #3:pablo neruda, too
[03:46.58]mark & mimi
[03:48.94]why dorothy and toto went over the rainbow
[03:52.49]to blow off auntie em
[03:54.80]all
[03:55.38]la vie boheme
[03:58.40]mr. grey
[04:02.33]sisters?
[04:03.16]maureen
[04:03.99]we're close
[04:07.62]angel, collins, maureen, mark, mr. grey
[04:08.22]brothers!
[04:09.54]mark, angel, mimi & three others
[04:09.98]bisexuals, trisexuals, homo sapiens,
[04:13.20]carcinogens, hallucinogens, men, pee wee herman
[04:17.09]german wine, turpentine, gertrude stein
[04:19.34]antonioni, bertolucci, kurosawa
[04:21.58]carmina burana
[04:24.18]to apathy, to entropy, to empathy, ecstasy
[04:24.50]all
[04:27.87]vaclav havel - the sex pistols, 8bc,
[04:32.06]to no shame - never playing the fame game
[04:34.88]collins
[04:36.78]to ***
[04:38.11]all
[04:38.14]to sodomy,
[04:39.39]it's between god and me
[04:41.74]to s & m
[04:44.40]benny:waiter...waiter...waiter
[04:45.02]la vie boheme
[04:46.66]all
[04:48.99]collins
[04:49.09]in honor of the death of bohemia an impromptu salon will commence
[04:52.97]immediately following dinner
[05:05.19]erection on high holy days
[05:07.04]mark
[05:07.54]maureen johnson, back from her spectacular one-night engagement at the
[05:09.29]eleventh street lot,
[05:11.35]will sing native american tribal chants backwards through her vocoder,
[05:11.73]while accompanying herself on the electric cello
[05:11.90]which she has never studied
[05:13.48]mimi marquez, clad only in bubble wrap, will perform her famous lawn
[05:15.09]benny
[05:15.65]your new boyfriend doesn't know about us?
[05:16.40]mimi
[05:17.21]chair-handcuff dance to the sounds of iced tea being stirred
[05:17.82]there's nothing to know
[05:18.91]mark
[05:20.90]roger will attempt to write a bittersweet, evocative song
[05:21.17]roger
[05:21.89]mark cohen will preview his new documentary about his inability to hold an
[05:28.63]that doesn't remind us of "musetta's waltz"
[05:29.00]collins
[05:31.53]angel dumott schunard will now model the latest fall fashions from paris
[05:35.50]while accompanying herself on the 10 gallon plastic pickle tub
[05:38.41]angel
[05:38.72]and collins will recount his exploits as an anarchist
[05:41.64]including the successful reprogramming of the m.i.t. virtual reality equipment
[05:46.71]to self-destruct, as it broadcast the words:
[05:49.47]all
[05:49.49]"actual reality -- act up -- fight aids"
[05:52.41]mimi
[05:54.41]excuse me did i do something wrong?
[05:57.70]i get invited then ignored all night long
[06:00.58]roger
[06:01.42]i've been trying i'm not lying
[06:04.35]no one's perfect i've got baggage
[06:07.76]mimi
[06:08.53]life's too short, babe, time is flying
[06:10.86]i'm looking for baggage that goes with mine
[06:14.43]roger
[06:15.47]i should tell, you-
[06:16.42]mimi
[06:16.88]i've got baggage too
[06:18.01]roger
[06:18.35]i should tell you
[06:23.10]baggage - wine and beer!
[06:23.73]mimi
[06:25.28]both
[06:26.48]azt break
[06:27.99]roger
[06:31.00]you?
[06:32.68]mimi
[06:34.31]me , you?
[06:37.07]roger
[06:38.33]mimi