作曲 : Dog Fashion Disco, Smith ...
This is Hank!
I'm Hank Steel the real queer cowboy
The gerbil lovin' where-when-and-how-boy
I'll grab your buttcheeks and pull out my willy
Stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili
I'm Hank Steel the real queer cowboy
What's my hot dog without your buns?
Out here on the range we're havin' fun
My boyfriend's here and I'm singing him my ballad
Then I'll bend his ass over and toss his ****in salad
I'm Hank Steel the real qu...
Todd Smith begins laughing too hard to sing; the rest of the band laughs and talks before they try to finish the song
I'm Hank
More laughter from the band
I'm Hank Steel the real queer cowboy
The gerbil lovin' where-when-and-how-boy
I'll grab your buttcheeks
More laughter
What's my hot dog without your buns?
Out here on the range we're havin' fun
My boyfriend's here and I'm singing him my ballad
Then I'll bend his ass over and toss his ****in salad
I'm Hank Steel the real queer cowboy
It takes a real man
To **** another man
My mating call is 
*fart noise*
, understand?