I said youe the woman from last night
Standing just to my right
Youe the one that said i was sweet
When i left your kiss in my cheek
And said we could hook up sometime maybe
Well now is a good a time as any
She said i don mean to offend you
But youe not quite how i remembered you
You seemed to look a lot better then
But i think youe nice as a friend
So pull up a seat and sit down
Wee just having a drink and hanging out
So i tried to play it sexy and hurt
She said i came across as an introvert
So i changed to being a deep and profound
Until she asked me if i was feeling down
And when i told her that i was well read
She looked at me and just said : waouf waouf !
Youe trying too hard but keep trying
Youe trying too hard but keep trying
Youe trying too hard but keep trying
Whatever it is i not buying
So i phoned her that weekend
She said she seeing a barman called jonathan
He wears nice clothes and keeps his hair neat
But i could give her a call back next week
So next week wee out to coffee
She tells me she really gone off me
I say gone off me? hey you don know me
She said exactly so don phone me
I said you haven even given this a chance
She smiled and looked with a glance and said : waouf waouf !
Youe trying too hard but keep trying
Youe trying too hard but keep trying
Youe trying too hard but keep trying
Whatever it is i not buying
Youe trying too hard but keep trying
Youe trying too hard but keep trying
Youe trying too hard but keep trying
Whatever it is i not buying
When is this loneliness gonna end and
When will they stop crawling about their boyfriends (boyfriends)
When is a girl gonna get with me (me)
There must be one in this city see ? (see)
All i want is something that real (real)
I tired of having to spiel (spiel)
Two months later she phones me up now
Saying hey i heard youe doing well now
Let you and me go out for a meal
'cause ie never told you how i really feel
So how about it and you can meet me
I said which me did you wanna see?
I got a girl now who knows who i am
So i can be my own man i flattered but
Youe trying too hard but keep trying
Youe trying too hard but keep trying
Youe trying too hard but keep trying
Whatever it is i not buying
Youe trying too hard but keep trying
Youe trying too hard but keep trying
Youe trying too hard but keep trying
Whatever it is i not buying