Think that I'm a loser 'Cause now my pants are too low Think that I'm a slob 'Cause I got holes in my shoes Think my cock is like Just like my dirty shirt Well you can **** off! 'Cause I'm working sixty a week You think that life is really tough When your daddy won't buy you a brand new car Take a girl out, she won't **** you You just bought her a gram of coke Spend all your money on shitty drugs... I'm not a loser! That's right! I'm not a loser! I'm not a loser! Cruise down the boulevard wasting Mommy's gas While you're looking for some kicks on Friday night Your only goal in life is to smoke a joint And decide how you're gonna get laid tonight You are a ****ing son-of-a-bitch You arrogant assholes Your pants are too tight You ****ing homos You suck, Mr. Butt**** You don't belong here No way, you ****ing gay I'm not a loser!