Lilo start to pack, coz you’re never coming back You’ve gone too far by stealing cars, you are a foolish chap A thief before a man, nicking airbeds from Taiwan Destined for a life of crime, no friends or pension plan Now what’s he supposed to do? He’s gonna be caught up with soon And then he’ll sing a different tune with the jailbirds whoa-oh Bad luck it’s not his day, he’ll be found and put away A hefty price he’ll have to pay, a lesson learnt Lie low, Lilo You never had a job, coz it’s easier to rob Petty crim' thieving’s your thing, then someone had to dob Lie low, no more fun, a kleptomaniac is on the run Someone help him please or else he’s gonna come undone Now what’s he supposed to do? He’s gonna be caught up with soon And then he’ll sing a different tune with the jailbirds whoa-oh Bad luck it’s not his day, he’ll be found and put away A hefty price he’ll have to pay, a lesson learnt I know that he’ll pinch an inch to swipe a mile Lilo is that kind of guy Although we have been best mates for quite a while And so he goes inside Now what’s he supposed to do? He’s gonna be caught up with soon And then he’ll sing a different tune with the jailbirds whoa-oh Bad luck it’s not his day, he’ll be found and put away A hefty price he’ll have to pay, a lesson learnt Lie low, Lilo