His mother wept for him they call him Solomon Friendly He's at his sexual peak drinking gin and tonic at weekends He's got tattoos of Queens and scars he's such a chameleon His chick said I go down all you English boys are so tasty He's such a rock 'n' roll loser but he's a hell of a lover He's only filling the holes that echo thru his existence And so he shaves his chest, such a pretty young dude but it hurts He's losing track of the schools with their lipstick smacks of a conquest He's such a rock 'n' roll loser but he's a hell of a lover He's only filling the holes that echo thru his existence He'll make his parents pay just like the Nero in movies He's got a point to prove just a hooligan at the weekends He's such a rock 'n' roll loser he's got inflatable ego He's only filling the holes that echo thru his existence He's such a rock 'n' roll loser but I'm a wonderful lover He's such a rock 'n' roll loser echoes thru his existence He's such a rock 'n' roll loser but he's a wonderful lover He's just a rock 'n' roll loser echoes thru his existence A ****ing rock 'n' roll loser he's such a terrible lover He's just a rock 'n' roll loser echoes thru his existence He's such a rock 'n' roll loser my god inflatable ego He's just a rock 'n' roll loser echoes thru his existence I've got to go