作词 : Macintosh I love Lucy I love Lucy Liu Yes, I love her twice as much as you Now, there's Jolie Angela Jolie Could you ever look as good as she? I just want someone that would come home Why don't, why don't, why don't Why don't you come, why don't you come home? Now, there's Zeta Catherine Zeta-Jones Yes, her body is perfectly toned Oo, when I meet her We'll be mates, you'll see And I'll be the guy the guys want to be And I just want someone that would come home Why don't, why don't, why don't Why don't you come, why don't you come home? And just one star jump out of magazines into my arms I know, we took it too We took it to far You're watching watching you watching me You're watching watching you watching me You're watching watching you watching me You're watching me You're watching watching you watching me You're watching watching you watching me You're watching watching you watching me You're watching me You're watching watching you watching me You're watching watching you watching me You're watching watching you watching me Stop watching me, oh And I just want someone that would come home Why don't, why don't, why don't Why don't you come, why don't you come home? And just one star jump out of magazines into my arms I know, we took it too We took it to far