She's a blue light yes it cannot be denied She will give you back your pride She squeezes, she freezes she does what she pleases But she says she thinks of others all the time You must rise to her defense when she's in danger Turn around and you're looking at a stranger She steals your savings from under your bed And leads you into places even angels fear to tread She's a blue light She's not amused when you're trying to upstage her So you choose to do nothing to enrage her 'Cause under her mantle you feel safe from the cold And you're safe from the danger of ever growing old She's a blue light I'm not very good with this funky sort of thing, But, uh, Sometimes, when the inspiration strikes, I can get down With the best of them.