作词 : Banhart
  If I lived in China I'd have some Chinese children
 If I lived in China I'd have some Chinese children
 Well out of my toes my little black baby grows
 And that's my fact
 
 Well if I lived in China, I'd have some Chinese children
 Yeah if I lived in China, I'd have some Chinese children
 Well if I lived in China, if I lived in China, uh huh
 Well out of my ears my little black baby hears
 And that's my fact
 
 Now if I lived in Russia, I'd have some Chinese children
 If I lived in Prussia, I'd have some Chinese children
 Well if I lived in India, they'd still be Chinese children uh huh
 And out my toes my little blue baby grows
 And that's another fact
 
 Now if I lived in Ireland, I'd have some Chinese children
 Yeah if I lived in Ireland, I'd have some Chinese children
 Yeah if I lived in Ireland, if I lived in Ireland, uh huh
 Well if I lived in Spainland, they'd still be Chinese children
 And if I lived in Greeceland, they'd still be Chinese children
 But out of my thumbs my little red baby runs
 And that's another fact, an unchanging fact
 
 Now if I lived in my land, which I do, I'd still have Chinese children
 And if I lived in Iceland, I'd still have Chinese children
 Well if I lived in Greenland, I'd still have Chinese children uh huh
 But out of my ears my little gray baby hears
 And that's my fact
 
 Well if I lived in Thailand, I'd have some Chinese children
 Well if I lived in Japan, I'd still have Chinese children
 If I lived in this land, if I lived in that land, uh huh
 And up from my lungs and standing on my tongue
 My little blue baby sung
 
 Yeah if I lived in Brooklyn, I'd still have Chinese children
 Yeah if I lived in Oakland, they'd still be Chinese children
 Oh if I was an engine yeah, if I was an engine, uh huh
 Whatever I do they're Chinese through and through, uh huh
 
 Well I got Chinese children
 I got Chinese children...