作曲 : Mystery Jets
  Nintendo machines in hospitals are always broken
 Chewing jay cloths relieves the pain from mouth ulcers
 I've got a crush on a girl
 But I'm gonna have to work on that
 They say that being in the army makes you hard
 But I don't know about that
 
 [Chorus]
 Ice cream blender, pocket money spender
 Off-chart behavior, granulated banana flavor
 Let's play nurses and doctors
 Until the real nurses and doctors catch us shouting curses
 Hiding in boxes until the real nurses and doctors come
 
 I used to have a little bag of hair
 And wish it was my hair
 My Dad would bring me Air fix fighters
 The glue would get all over the bed
 At my fingertips enough morphine to put me in that jet
 A 4am that little red button was all I had left
 
 [Chorus]
 Ice cream blender, pocket money spender
 Off-chart behavior, granulated banana flavor
 Let's play nurses and doctors
 Until the real nurses and doctors catch us shouting curses
 Hiding in boxes until the real nurses and doctors come