作词 : John Bradley/Scott Scharinger
 作曲 : John Bradley/Scott Scharinger
One day you'll be married
And you won't have to feel
dirty purchasing pregnancy tests from
convenience stores with your best friend
Oh, I was your best friend once
Walking down the aisles, picking out baby names
Yesterday, I found pictures of you sitting in your underwear
A middle finger to your mother, and a **** you to your father
There's a flag in my door-frame
There's a sweater on the floor
There was a time that you once loved me
But we both know that's no more
But were you sure? Well, are you sure?
But were you sure? Well, are you sure?
But were you sure? Well, are you sure?
But were you sure? Well, are you sure?