[00:21.81]Standing on a golf course dressed in PVC
[00:27.01]I chanced upon a golf girl selling cups of tea
[00:32.18]She asked me did I want one, asked me with a grin
[00:37.48]For three pence you can buy one full right to the brim
[00:42.80]So of course I had to have one, in fact I ordered three
[00:48.05]So I could watch the golf girl, could see she fancied me00:48.05
[00:53.31]And later on the golf course after drinking tea
[00:58.77]It started raining golf balls and she protected me
[01:03.63]Her name was Pat
[01:06.41]And we sat under a tree
[01:11.39]She kissed me
[01:13.92]Kissed me three kisses
[01:16.57]And this is what bliss is
[01:18.95]She became my missus
[01:21.55]We had a son
[01:24.19]Named Jason
[01:26.68]And he's only one
[01:29.39]We go for walks
[01:32.03]In fine weather
[01:34.62]All together
[01:37.25]On the golf course
[02:57.00]Standing on a golf course dressed in PVC
[03:02.32]I chanced upon a golf girl selling cups of tea
[03:07.20]She asked me did I want one, asked me with a grin
[03:12.33]For tuppence you can have one full right to the brim
[03:17.51]So of course I had to have one, in fact I ordered three
[03:22.72]So I could watch the golf girl, could see she fancied me
[03:28.00]Then later on the golf course after drinking tea
[03:32.93]It started raining golf balls and she protected me
[03:37.77]Her name was Pat
[03:40.22]And we sat under a tree
[03:45.58]She kissed me