Steel skin clips, forceps, grooved awl Retractors, needles, gouges and saws Intestinal clamps, blunt dissectors Scalpels, pins, toothed directors Tools of the trade, forceps and blades Skillfully lathed, for us to maim Bone levers, spikes, malleable scoops Plates and chisels, screws and spoons Drills, raspatories, files and durettes Guillotines, gags and compression forceps Tools of the trade, ripping the rib-cage To remissly lustrate, so pleased to maim Retractors, mallets, rugines and benders Chisels, rods, sharps and catheters Trephines, undines, irons and styrups Depressors, tongues, sterile catgut Tools of the trade, stainless steel blades Painstakingly lathed, we're so pleased to maim