[ti:]
[ar:]
[al:]
[00:00.00]Help Me - Deuce
[00:04.68][Deuce:] Hello?
[00:06.15][Record Label:] Yes, hello, Aron, Deuce, yo you there?
[00:08.00][Deuce:] Hey yeah! What's up!
[00:09.02][Record Label:] So a little birdie tells me you're working on a new record, is that true?
[00:11.38][Deuce:] B-Birdy, yeah that's
[00:12.89][Record Label:] WTF are you thinking!?
[00:14.72]Help Me...
[00:14.94][Deuce:] Uhhhhh...I'm very busy I'm doin' shit you know?
[00:17.72][Record Label:]WTF is goin' on through your brain? We're big, we're a ****ing major label! You ain't gonna be startin' your own band!
[00:30.15][Record Label:] I'm gonna trash that record! No radio! You ain't not comin' out without my permission! Imma burry you boy, Imma burry you!
[00:35.07]Help me I ain't got no brains
[00:37.70]Help me I can't feel no pain
[00:40.22]Help me I can't stand the rain
[00:42.57]Help me before I drift away!
[00:45.26]Help me I ain't got no brains
[00:47.87]Help me I can't feel no pain
[00:50.28]Help me I can't stand the rain
[00:52.85]Help me before I drift away!
[00:55.67]I'm the George Bush of this rap shit
[00:57.44]You can tell Randy Jackson to kiss my black ass
[01:00.36]I'm the white Obama bitch
[01:02.31]You could judge this when I flip middle finger up a little while I quit
[01:05.63]I'm sick of these people tryin' to tell me what I got
[01:08.29]These thousand drums make you want a little click
[01:11.09]Put 'em around in there, make 'em drown in with
[01:13.26]These other rap stars are like clowns it's sick
[01:15.98]Like Monica Lewinsky when She's sucking on a 6 inch toothpick bitch
[01:18.97]Just got her boobs in so she can do it do it
[01:22.65]Make a new clit. While these kids are downloading and he sounds profound
[01:26.30]Yeah I ain't going down with my hand on my dick
[01:28.84]While the next world trade center blows up quick
[01:31.36]Hold up I think you need another doughnut Mr. officer
[01:34.73]Everybody go nuts!
[01:36.76]Help me I ain't got no brains
[01:39.16]Help me I can't feel no pain
[01:41.72]Help me I can't stand the rain
[01:44.33]Help me before I drift away!
[01:46.88]Help me I ain't got no brains
[01:49.33]Help me I can't feel no pain
[01:51.89]Help me I can't stand the rain
[01:54.46]Help me before I drift away!
[01:57.27]Look what I've become
[01:58.67]This place I've begun
[01:59.68]Started as The One and still don't give a ****
[02:01.94]These bitches gettin' love
[02:03.30]No more Grenade a' Dove
[02:04.76]You 30 rappers *blech*
[02:06.46]You still ain't gotta buzz
[02:07.31]You can dream, you can dream but you gonna suck
[02:09.42]I got the voice and the lips baby turn it up
[02:12.12]I don't need MTV when I sell this much
[02:13.93]I'd rather be on Carson Daily than Oprah, son
[02:17.14]I am better than that
[02:18.61]I'm a veteran, kid
[02:20.07]Get these kids offa medicine bitch
[02:22.55]Who's better than him
[02:23.96]I'mma ruin that bitch
[02:25.26]I'mma tell you once now I'mma tell you again
[02:27.88]At least fight back, pussy
[02:29.79]Give me a challenge
[02:30.60]I'm the BOSS mother****er you don't want no static
[02:32.92]B-O-S-S, Deuce is back bitch
[02:35.33]Yo Truth (what's up)
[02:36.68]Pass the automatic!
[02:38.29]Help me I ain't got no brains
[02:40.75]Help me I can't feel no pain
[02:43.23]Help me I can't stand the rain
[02:45.54]Help me before I drift away!
[02:48.25]Help me I ain't got no brains
[02:51.07]Help me I can't feel no pain
[02:53.33]Help me I can't stand the rain
[02:55.89]Help me before I drift away!
[02:58.60]Yeah!
[02:59.55]These labels want to put me away for good
[03:01.77]They wanna keep me in the hood
[03:04.03]But I keep swinging right back like you know I should
[03:07.68]Making history in the books
[03:09.31]You suck
[03:10.28]There's no buts
[03:11.55]The whole music industry can lick my nuts
[03:13.90]Mother****er I ain't got no love for some fake ass wannabe Donald Trump!
[03:19.20][Record Label:]Deuce can suck my ****ing contract!
[03:22.82]You do what I say, I ain't making you famous!
[03:25.66]You're not ****ing bitches without my permission!
[03:29.48]Help me I ain't got no brains
[03:31.93]Help me I can't feel no pain
[03:34.56]Help me I can't stand the rain
[03:37.01]Help me before I drift away!
[03:39.61]Help me I ain't got no brains
[03:42.27]Help me I can't feel no pain
[03:44.54]Help me I can't stand the rain
[03:46.79]Help me before I drift away!
[03:49.85][Deuce:]Uh huh, uh huh!
[03:52.35]Yeah I ain't even gotta ****ing try!
[03:55.37]You know why?
[03:56.90]Cause I sound good Whenever I talk, whenever I spit, whenever I sing, bitch.
[04:02.55]I'm the ****ing white Obama bitch!
[04:08.50]Hey Yuma, let's get the **** outta here!