[00:00.000] 作曲 : John Mondelli [00:08.91]I once knew a girl with a heart of gold [00:11.05]Two legs of copper and arms of chrome [00:12.86]The prettiest girl I ever knew [00:14.76]I loved each rivet, bolt and screw [00:16.90]Shiny locks of wire hair [00:18.65]And copper plating everywhere [00:20.55]There was no doubt she had to be [00:22.54]The one and only girl for me [00:24.89]But she was the daughter of a mean old man, [00:26.73]An inventor who just wouldn't let her go [00:28.59]And though his creation had grown fond of me, [00:30.53]His continual responses told me no [00:32.87]So we made a plan to elope that day [00:34.47]We packed our kisses to the far away [00:36.41]I went to her window late that night [00:38.41]And she was ready for our flight [00:40.43]I was happy as I could be [00:42.38]When she wrapped her tiny metal arms round me [00:44.22]And with a propeller sticking from her head [00:46.21]We switched it on and fled! [01:04.83]But her father was a crazy man [01:06.87]And he didn't want to let us get away [01:08.68]He was able to pull us from the sky that night [01:10.67]With a powerful magnetic ray [01:12.89]So he took my girl from me [01:14.88]And shunned me for eternity [01:16.69]He locked her up inside a room [01:18.63]As cold and awful as a tomb [01:20.77]And though I am consumed with rage [01:22.57]I know that man is up in age [01:24.51]And soon as he is finally dead [01:26.60]Then she and I will wed! [01:28.57]La, la, la la la [01:30.47]La, la la la la la la [01:32.41]La, la, la la la [01:34.31]La, la la la la la la [01:36.56]La, la, la la la [01:38.31]La, la la la la la la [01:40.21]La, la, la la la [01:42.20]La la la la la [01:44.51]La la la la [01:46.55]La la la la [01:48.30]La [01:54.16]"We interrupt this broadcast to bring you breaking news. [01:56.86]At approximately 2:05 PM this afternoon, [01:59.59]an English clockmaker by the name of Hamilton [02:01.74]revealed to the world a new kind of clock. [02:04.74]This sick, twisted design displays the time [02:07.84]digitally on a small backlit screen [02:10.17]and is run entirely on electricity. [02:13.77]Hamilton predicts that this new abomination [02:16.12]is the way of the future, [02:17.26]and believes that someday these hideous creations of his [02:19.26]will be in every home in the world. [02:22.84]It is with deep regret that we announce to you,dear listeners, [02:25.96]that the cog is dead.We repeat: [02:29.35]The cog is dead."