Why even ask me: "Why don't dare I?"
"It's nothing" I'll say, I suppose
Why even ask me: "Why don't dare I?"
I'm waiting for the money, I suppose

A fabulous itch pain
Peppermint pig stay!
Burning the treasure
While not eating your money
Burning the treasure
While not eating your money
Burning the treasure
While not eating your money
Burning the treasure
While not eating your money

Why even ask me: "Why don't dare I?"
"It's nothing" I'll say, I suppose
Why even ask me: "Why don't dare I?"
I'm waiting for the money, I suppose

We had watched for the pig, me
We got watched and a sixpence
We had watched for the pig, me
We got watched and a sixpence
We had watched for the pig, me
We got watched and a sixpence