Well, I'm spoken for 
I got a ball and chain 
I even gave her my last name 
She's my anchor, she takes the wind out of my sails 
Can't move our trailer 'cause she sewed the wheels 
She's my plus one, you can do the math 
Top to bottom there's no better half 
And I love that pretty little country girl 
She's rockin' this redneck's world 
She's the welcome mat to my home sweet home 
She takes me as 
I am & loves me like she wants to 
Twists my heart up just like a corkscrew 
And makes me smile, as 
I make her scream 
Just a couple of kids livin' the double-wide dream 
She likes to cuss & fight & she can drink all night 
And she can roll one up till 
I'm feelin' right 
She drives a truck with swampers and rims 
And an Alpine pumping through 
Kicker tens 
She dips snuff & she don't spit 
Never on the broad her shirts don't fit 
And I love that pretty little country girl 
She's rockin' this redneck's world 
She's the welcome mat to my home sweet home 
She takes me as 
I am & loves me like she wants to 
Twists my heart up just like a corkscrew 
And makes me smile, as 
I make her scream 
Just a couple of kids livin' the double-wide dream 
Guns & dirt roads, cowboy boots & old blue jeans 
And she ain't no uptown hussy 
She's my down home trailer queen 
Well, I love that pretty little country girl 
She's what's rockin' this redneck's world 
She's the welcome mat to my home sweet home 
And I love that pretty little country girl 
She's rockin' this redneck's world 
She's the welcome mat to my home sweet home 
She takes me as 
I am & loves me like she wants to 
Twists my heart up just like a corkscrew 
And makes me smile, as 
I make her scream 
Just a couple of kids livin' the double-wide dream 
The double-wide dream! 
We got double-wide dreams!