In the north they call us rebels, in the south they call us 
YankeesBecause every other suckers born to do the hokey-pokey
With the skillet lickin' time keepers
The grinnin' reapers of a missionary rock star
You can rock it like sir 
SisyphusBut even in it's genesis it's really quite ridiculous'
Lectro hobo, so now you know
Not to clock the weeble wobble hot rod gang, revelator big bang
You can't hang with the heavinesses hung
Among the houses of the rising tongue
S'no fun to crack the axles but its gotta be done'
Cause whenever you wobble the weebles you know they get ticked-off
And in the season of bol-we evil speaking evil in your ear
And a pile of manure fertilizing all your fears
We yabba-dabba-doo all the way to 
Shangri-la
Here it is with the rock 'n' roll outlaw
Where rock is criminal, criminals rock
Where rock is criminal, the criminals they rock
Where rock is criminal, criminals rock
Like thisHee-haw, hee-haw, hee-haw, hee-haw
I'm a rock 'n' roll outlaw
Hee-haw, hee-haw, hee-haw, hee-haw
YeahSo you can rock it like sir 
SisyphusBut even in it's genesis it's really quite ridiculous'
Lectro hobo, so now you know
Not to clock the weeble wobble hot rod gang
Yeah, yeah
Hee-haw, hee-haw, hee-haw, hee-haw
I'm a rock 'n' roll outlaw
Hee-haw, hee-haw, hee-haw, hee-haw