The planet has crashed
And all that's left
Is just a lamp of rock floating in space
With the jungle on top
And the ocean dripping into nowhere
And that's where you'll find the best show
In a whole galaxy, of course
Welcome to Las Vênus Resort Palace Hotel
I am your host, Sonja Khalecallon
I hope you'll enjoy the show
And please, don't feed the monkeys
Have a pleasant stay!