作词 :   There is a baby with an itchy head Pour water on it I'll take a knife so I canTake a weight off I'm sixty five, nobody in my family knows I'm aliveHey little girl, I would've cut your hair off Hey little girl, so I can pour water on it So I can take a knife and I willI'm ninety nine and I'm in jail I wish I could have a million kids A million girls I would cut their hair off And I would pour water on them So I can take a knife With that knife I could pour water on them One, two, three, four