作词 : Dan Harmon
 作曲 : Ryan Elder/Dan Harmon
Flu, yo, you gotta me aware
Aware about the flu, up in the air
I’m a get me a shot, make the flu go away
Flu hatin’ rapper, so just rappin’ away
Yo , yo, flu hatin’ rapper
It’s a flu hatin’ rap
Hey hey hey~ hey hey hey
flu hatin’ rap
First, you, step to the left
Then you step to the right and you chin is cleft
If you don’t have a flu
Then don’t bother listenin’
The flu snot is glistenin’
All around us, I’m a flu hatin’ rapper
Go to the crapper when the poop comes out like liquid
That means you’ve got the flu
So then, what do you do
You go to the doctor
You get a shot
Actually it’s too late at that point.
This is about flu awareness,
gotta be aware of the flu in the airness
Yo, I’m a flu hatin’ rapper
My name is MC haaaa...ps
MC haps
MC haps, I’m a flu hatin’ rapper
Don’t need a keeper, don’t need a trapper
I’m not a student here
I’m a person you hired
To dance~in the fire,
the fire of flu awareness
Ha! Hot, hot, hit-hop
It’s a flu hatin’ rap
Hey, hey, flu hatin’ rap
First, you,step to the left
Then you step to the right and you chin is cleft
If you don’t have a flu
Then don’t bother listenin’
The flu snot is glistenin’
All around us, I’m a flu hatin’ rapper
I love Morty
And I hope Morty loves me
I’d like to wrap my arms around him and feel him inside me.