作词 : Funaro, Hickman, Lowery ...
What You're 
Missing (Colton, Redlands....) (protegido por monos) (various town names, neighborhoods, mostly unintelligle) 
North of Broad... (peli roja, protegido por monos) 
Mentone, Yucaipa 
The name is 
MC Cracker 
D. The singer in this band. (listen up) 
Thats Cracker with a 
C not a K or uncle understand. 
And if you?e got a problem 
With your geometry 
I can help you out with that 
Cause I have a mathematics degree 
CHORUS Hey, hey, you don? know what you?e missing 
What you?e missing 
Hey, hey, you don? know what you?e missing 
Now. (c?on peli roja) [Brandy Wood] 
Here I am the only girl 
So I get my own room 
Unless somebody needs the phone 
And then I get the broom (huh) 
Checking out the haircuts 
Not making any fuss 
I ask one up for tea 
But David throws him off the bus. (he was a drummer!) 
CHORUS (give me some room) (I smell something) (you call that a guitar solo?) (i? trying) (you call that a guitar solo?) 
CHORUS (watch me break this chair) (Professor Raagini) [Kenny Margolis] 
Me and my boy 
Sammy We?e hanging in the park (his science is strong) 
There? plants and birds (mysterioso!) 
And rocks and things we 
Best be home by dark 
Climbing up, sliding down 
Tumbling with the tots 
Swinging sounds of laughter 
Does anyone remember laughter? (yeah that was Uncle Led Zep right?) 
CHORUS (okay throw that chair Johnny) [Johnny Hickman] 
They call me 
Lonesome Johnny 
I helped to start this band (yeah right) 
Came up with 
MC Cracker 
D But was not in 
Camper Van (he was in ?icked Scepter? I play the lead guitar round here But Sometimes it plays me (your pants are too tight) 
And I don? look like 
Richard Grieco 
That pendejo looks like me. (ohhh) (protegido por monos) (play it professor) (his name is Professor Raagini) (when he don? play keyboard He plays tambourini) [Frank Funaro] (heavy brooklyn accent) 
If you need some riddem den i? the man for you. (is he from England?) (what happened to the Mexican guy who used to play drums) 
If you got a sister well ... 
I? da man for her too (dream on brother!) 
I may not be a singer 
But I play one on 
TV I wrote myself deese lyrics 
Wid a rhyming dictionary 
CHORUS (protegido por monos) 
We have lots of friends 
In our extended family 
Of freaks and geeks and wierdos 
That keep it quite unique 
So if you think you?e one of us 
I?l tell you what to do 
Step over have a listen 
Then you?l know just what you?e missing.